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🤮 1/5 - Shockingly, stunningly awful
By 👻 @DrMaturin, 09/19/2023 3:00 am
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We were on a week's private cruise from Cap d'Antibes to Marseiles and back. One of our party of 3 had been to La Guérite last year for a wedding reception and enjoyed himself, so recommended we go there for lunch. At the end of our meal he was deeply embarrassed, not to say mortified. The setting is attractive although there are far better ones along this coast. The service was stretched and unfriendly. The food was shockingly bad, arguably the worst meal of my quite long life, and shockingly expensive even by the elevated standards of the Côte d'Azur: €480 for 3 miserly starters made from poor ingredients (€30 for a very little bowl of bad Greek salad?), 3 small thin pieces of stale overcooked seabass fillet whose uniformity of shape and size strongly suggested defrosted, a bottle of sparkling water, and an execrabke bottle of Chablis that could strip varnish from wood. The ambience is Club 18-30 without the class. An endless procession of motor boats delivers groups of unsuspecting tourists, hen and stag parties to be fleeced as they sing along to a desperately limited live group playing very old pop hits (Sweet Caroline 4 or 5 times in the 90 minutes we were there). Far worse than Club 55 in St Tropez, which until now has been my "must avoid" yardstick for wildly overpriced mediocrity. A truly depressing experience in every way. If the food and wine were even adequate you could just about bear it in exchange for the location, but as it is the only sensation is that of having been gouged and treated with contempt. Even one star is five stars too many.
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